Ankiel Signs With Royals

Ankiel will try to rebuild value in Kansas City after slipping to a .231/.285/.387 line for the Cardinals in 2009. The 30-year-old’s maladies included a sore Achilles tendon, a deep shoulder bruise, and a groin strain. The shoulder injury, suffered in May, came from a headfirst collision with a wall and lingered most of the season.

via MLB Rumors – MLBTradeRumors.com.

Apologies to my non-sports-reading readers, but I just spotted this — what the hell is going on in Kansas City? Is Dayton Moore trying to collect every sub-.300 OBP player in baseball?

Last year the Royals drew 457 walks. There are currently about 450 Siberian tigers left in the wild. Anyone want to bet which ends up being more rare in 2010? This isn’t just wishful thinking, but I really think the Tiger is going to bounce back. Yuniesky Betancourt’s batting eye, not so much. Again, apologize for the non-political aside, but this stuff just makes me scratch my head.

3 Responses to “Ankiel Signs With Royals”

  1. Todd DuBay | January 23, 2010 at 3:25 am

    Don’t poo-poo Ankiel just yet, little Miss Gammons! He was hurt last year, and scorching the ball a couple years ago. And, this IS the Royals after all. When the Holliday’s and Bay’s of the baseball world laugh then refuse to come over and play with you, you need to hope the cheap outcast is secretly really, really good…

    Apologies for the non-political comment. Here’s something political… kinda: Where were all you “humanitarians” two weeks ago when Haitians were dying of plain ol’ economic causes? Is a slow, marinating-variety of suffering and death more acceptable? Or, did you need to be told that this was an appropriate “caring event?”

    It’s pathetic how we need CNN to prompt us toward “humanity.”

  2. Alan Fagan | January 24, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Todd, Do you think that Ankiel’s scorching of the ball a couple of years ago might be linked to his receiving 12 month supply of HGH in 2004? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3008363

  3. Todd DuBay | January 26, 2010 at 8:45 am

    eek. Either missed that or, more than likely, forgot. Dig up Kennesaw Mountain Landis and ban ‘em all.

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